07 September 2008

Caribbean Elite Guest List Created, Staterooms Decorated

EP--The Caribbean Elite, a new luxury liner catering exclusively to the elite, is being prepared for its maiden voyage on September 27th.

Captain NP, unavailable for comment, is creating the guest list for the first voyage. She has been meeting with various elitists to discuss the cruise, as well as their qualifications for being admitted to the ship. It has been rumored the guest list will need to be finalized by September 26th for the voyage the next day.

The elitists who have met with NP declined to comment on the impending maiden voyage of the controversial luxury liner.

3 comments:

  1. http://elitistbastardscarnival.blogspot.com/

    ReplyDelete
  2. LOL. I guess this means we really ARE elitist!

    ReplyDelete

Add a little caffeine to my life...