23 September 2008

Captain NP Speaks to the Press

EP--NP, Captain of the Caribbean Elite, first luxury liner catering exclusively to the elite of society, issued a statement today to explain the importance of the no-press policy to this point.

NP said, "We are proud to be certified by the [Elitism] Board, and the commendation we received from them even prior to the christening are taken very seriously by myself and the crew of the ship.  [That's why] we have avoided speaking with the press until now."

She went on to explain, "We have done rigorous background checks on all our passengers to prevent non-elites from 'slipping through,' and there will be absolutely no press allowed on board before or during the maiden voyage."

The first actual photo of the Caribbean Elite (shown right) is now available, taken by Jay W. of EP.  He managed to snap the shot during some routine tests of the ship shortly after its christening.

The maiden voyage of the ship is scheduled for September 27th, and all passengers are reminded by Captain NP to ensure their boarding passes are in order by September 26th.

EP will continue to provide coverage of this controversial cruise with amusing alliteration for all.

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