I wanted to read the books and talk about what I really thought of them based on the literary and social merits of the story.
So I tried.
And I failed.
I just can't do it. I'm sorry. I can't read Fifty Shades. Not only do I object to the content, but I can't get past the writing.
So to all those who said I can't have an opinion if I haven't read the books, know that I tried, and my opinion is only reinforced. I hate it.